While this episode is much in need of an update, listen to me chatter with Lady Pim, on The Bedpost Podcast (Nov 5th 2023)
STATISTICS
Hair: Brown – shoulder length with a fringe
Measurements: 30C/D-22-34
Height: 5’2″
Tattoos and Piercings: Yes, bit less than a lot, bit more than a little.
Body Type: Toned/ Fit
Body Hair: Armpit hair, pubic hair
Nationality: Pakeha (White New Zealander)
Dress Size: XS / 0
Pant Size: 23-24
Shoe Size: 6.5-7 about a 37
SESSION INTERESTS/ STYLE
Euphemia’s biggest love in life is play. While dominant in nature, she is not here to fight you into submission. Your Submission is a gift she cherishes lovingly. Watch her mind dance and you lay yourself at her feet.
This is a Fountain worthy of worship.
Her favourite sessions include:
~ Obedience Training
~ High Protocol Training
~ Worship / Worship Training
~ Predicament Games
~ Heavy Bondage
~ Impact Play
~ CBT
~ Needles/ Sharps
~ Markings
~ Pegging / Fisting / Ass
~ Latex
~ Leather
~ Electroplay
~ Sounding
~ Mummification
~ Golden Showers
~ SHOES!!!!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Euphemia’s desires lean heavily into Kink/ Fetish and BDSM. Think FS Domme.
Vanilla (ish) sessions are available to select clients at an elevated rate.
PSE sessions do not exist.
OTHER INTERESTS
Euphemia has a love for all things Bright and Sparkly. From food, music and performance to design, shopping and creating, she is absorbing inspiration from every surface light can touch.
Want to really make her day?
Make a plan! its that simple!
Or, if that is too hard, bring a massive fucking sandwich with you. This woman gotta eat!
Additionally, Euphemia has a shoe collection that is her absolute pride and joy. Reach out and ask how you can add to her collection, or request a shoe focused foot session!!
In her free time, Euphemia spends her days planning her new space in Montreal (Set to open March 2026), hanging out with her dog, rollerskating or trying to run away and join the circus.
Euphemia’s background includes Event Management, Catering / Private Chef, Cosmetology, TV & Movie Production, Creative Director, Stylist, Educator and Community Villager.
GIFTS
Euphemia absolutely adores gifts. It really is one of her love languages.
The tiniest trinkets mean the most to her. It is always the thought and never the amount. Be it a rock from a vista you admired, a sparkly trinket you found on the way to meeting her, a flower from a hike, or a photo of something that made you think of me.
In this era of Euphemia, she is looking for plants to fill her new space, BDSM Furniture for her new Studio Space, custom fetish wear, SHOES!!, exotic spices or knives for her kitchen and gift cards to Canadian Tire, Winners and Structube